Wife swapping

So the makers of "The Wife Swap" called me today. Again, I thought it was a hoax. They too, saw me in Special Events Magazine. Seems like they want to do a show on ungrateful kids - I thought all of the shows were of ungrateful kids. At any rate, he wanted to know if I knew of anyone who was throwing a huge elaborate party for a kid that wasn't really wanting the party. Of course they were going to find another family that they could potentially switch moms with.No, I tell them. Don't have any of those clients. Thank God! I took his name and number anyway. Never can tell! - he says. On another note, 3/4 of the ballroom is now covered in drywall. Love small miracles.